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August 2008 
dining in l.a.
Posted on Apr 19th, 2007
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Delia
Delia
Dining in L.A.
As my graduation date from nursing school nears—May 4th! Hee-hah!—I have begun the packing up and heading out process.
And as I contemplate my happy return to the City of Angels, my mind turns to food...
...and restaurants that cater to a culture of high-maintenance dining like I have never seen anywhere else on the planet!
LOL!
Thought you all would get a kick out of this video clip. It's from an independent film that never made it past the cutting room floor.
I loved the director... NO! Not like THAT! ...although... ...he was a hottie...
I loved him because he pretty much let me re-write the entire scene and go absolutely nutz with it...which...I did for the most part...
Grain-free muffins?!!?
ha!
Anyhoo...
...enjoy!
:)
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that's hilarious.
Can i have a picking basket, please?
thx so much. :)
a picking basket for the hydroponic garden?
right away sir!
…and you r most welcome. :)
that's the one!
and, um, can you go over the teas again? and my muffin (?!? :) options?
thx so much. :)
We have 29 different kinds of ayurvedic teas blessed by the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, Sri Sri Sai Baba, and two wandering dervishes of unknown origin.
Among our sugar-free muffins, we now offer wheat-free, gluten-free, oat-free, fruit-free, and grain-free.
Might I interest you, Sir, in a vegan raw food pureé to be served sublingualy beneath the tongue? (<– sublingualy beneath the tongue…how's that for redundancy?!!?)
Ha!
…and you r most welcome. :)
fantastic.
I'll have the raw food pureé served sublingualy beneath the tongue and one of your uber-free muffins, please.
and can you please let me know what kinds of tea you have. Specifically?
thx so much. :)
Specifically, we have the following teas:
1. Thai Lemon Grass
2. South Indian Licorice
3. North Indian Cardamom
4. Balinese Green Tea
5. French Spearmint
6. Belgian Peppermint
7. German Chamomile
8. Persian Honeysuckle
9. Guatemalan Cumin
10. Icelandic Wintergreen
11. Irish Red Clover
12. South African Rooibos
13. Turkish Mango
14. Nigerian Hibiscus
15. Japanese Kombuchu
16. Pakistani Cinnamon
17. Shanghai Ginger
18. Congolese Clove
19. Nordic Nutmeg
20. Hawaiian Passionflower
21. Oregon Raspberry
22. Washington Blackberry
23. Sicilian Tangerine
24. Brazilian Acai Berry
25. Siberian Ginseng
26. Korean Ginseng
27. American Ginseng
28. Mongolian Sarsaparilla
and
29. South Jersey Kava Kava
We also offer 7 different types of dairy-free milk for your tea—should that be your preference:
soy milk
almond milk
rice milk
oat milk
coconut milk
barley milk
and
sweet potato milk
(*quick gasp for air*)
Do you require more time, sir?
:)
well, I'll take the Brazilian Acai Berry with Almond milk (I mean, come on! duh.)
And, with the sublingual goodness…that dropper? you take care of that for me or is that self-serve?
and, can you run thru that high protein option again?
thx so much. :)
(oh, and happy almost graduation!!!!)
Very good, sir. One Brazilian Acai Berry with Almond Milk (…almond milk…good…you are listening to your Inner Voice…)
As your server, I will be happy provide assistance with the pureé sublingual goodness…of course, there is an additional raw food dropper fee that will be added to your bill, sir. ;)
And once again, our high-protein options include…
high-protein, lo-carbo waffles and slap jacks
high-protein lo-fat soy veggie omlettes
and
high-protein, lo-carbo, lo-fat, no-cal, in-the-zone seitan link sausages
…you are most welcome, sir. :)
[and thx so much for the joyous pre-congrats, sir…yes, thx so much. ]
:)
(go inner voice!!! Does it look like this when it comes to play?)
cool.
I'll take the full-serve dropper and pass on the satan (!) sausage. the soy veggie omelets sound good tho. next time.
and, I think that wraps her up.
thx so much.
I'm STARVING now!!!
:)
[and you're welx so much.]
You guys are nuts. And, I love you.
Can I please have the Mongolian Sasparilla with sweet potato milk?
One Mongolian Sasparilla with sweet potato milk for the lady…an excellent choice!…I am told that the M Sasparilla received extra blessings from the two wandering dervishes of unknown origin.
:)
Shall I create a seperate bill? Or will you two be dining togetha? (hee, hee, hee)
(Love you, too, my little Jessie-poo!)
:)
One bill's cool. uncle Zaady has this one. :)
(big tip en route, btw! :)
holy sicilian tangerines (no milk)!
and everything no cal, high protein. :-)
lovely. thanks.
reading your blogs now – I have cried and laughed out loud within the space of 10 minutes. just what I needed before sleep.